Smells on Fifty shades of Peach: Sluttiest & sexiest fragrance of season is out!

Imaginary Authors predicts that this new fragrance may conjure memories of: "Cinemax After Dark; Sumptuous body care products from the 1990s; Waking up next to the one that got away."

Putting the play into “foreplay” and the game into “good, giving, and game,” First Peach of the Season takes the erotic fiction genre out of the darkness and replaces trite devilish desires with good, old-fashioned fun. Early reviewers have

called it “Horny and hilarious,” “Like sex in the sun,” and “The instructional manual I wish I would’ve had when I was in college.”

It aims to bring the bliss of sinking your teeth into the first peach of the season. "Talk about pure ecstasy! We've translated that bliss and translated it into perfume form to create an unabashedly sexy story you will not be able to put down."

Memories it may create are: "A lackadaisical but lascivious day spent in a hotel room high above the city with the curtains open wide; A spring afternoon rolling around in the park; A long shower with the one you love."

The Imaginary Authors brand, founded in 2012 by perfumer Josh Meyer, works around the concept of perfumes described as novels credited to an imaginary writer. "Like a good book," it reads on the website, "these scents are meant to inspire you. In these bottles are layered narratives that are sure to generate stirring conversation, fragrances that might be capable of changing the course of your own personal story. They not only invigorate and intoxicate, but also take you to new places. Each Imaginary Authors fragrance follows a compelling storyline peppered with intriguing twists. These are scents to curl up with, to share with friends, to take with you wherever you go, and to return to again and again for a uniquely transcendent experience."